Alec Baldwin Is An Asshole (But Especially To Me)

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Just recently, Alec Baldwin was arrested for punching a man in a dispute over a parking space. This leads me to two questions: One — why? And two, you’re a multi-millionaire, you can’t afford your own parking space?

Anyway, this brief blip of celebrity news may have alerted you to the fact that Alec Baldwin is… kind of an asshole. Luckily for you, I am way ahead of you here. I…